unwavers:

plot twist: you look in the mirror without criticizing yourself

(via co-ver)

communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

(via greetings)

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

(Source: nothomo, via giggle)

briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

(via cuppereya)